Rules: There ain’t no fucking rules!!
How to win? Me and grantnomad pick the best, then there will be a community vote.
If you win: I will be your best friend and I will post whatever you want. Incest or other wise. Similarly, I will pimp your blog like crazy. Like mention you in everything I post for a month.
PS, I ain’t posting shit tonight. I really want you mother-lovers to participate in this. I might not post for a week. Get on this submission contest, it will make me feel good about my self.